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EARTH: Trailer

The Wizard

Who remembers this movie? I for sure do. I loved this movie when I was a little rascal. If anyone has this or can find it on DVD, that would be tremendously awesome. Reward if found alive!!!

This is the story of a young boy named Jimmy Woods who has suffered from a serious mental disorder ever since his twin sister died in a young age. One day, Jimmy discovers he has a natural talent for playing lots of video games. Jimmy and his two friends run away from home and hitch cross country in Los Angeles to compete in the ultimate video game championship.

Resident Evil: Degeneration

Resident Evil is coming out with a new completely different approach on a movie. This time, original characters, original stories, original game play animation. The new Resident Evil Degeneration is an original CG motion picture. Finally game movies are doing something right. Hopefully this movement of game movies with bring out a Halo Movie, and a better Final Fantasy movie.

Wonder Woman

This is not coming out. Just getting that out. It would've been really interesting though. I would've watched it...oh well.

She could show me the "invisible plane's" back seat any day.

Spidey

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Texting with Brandon Hoffman

So basically this is what a typical text message between Brandeezy and I, but this one is more of the extreme conversations. This is via text. Read top-to-bottom.

Brandeezy: Movie tonight?

Me: Possibly the one with the black kid. (referring to the movie Role Model because I forgot the title of the movie.)

Brandeezy: That's racist.

Me: Your a Redneck, now that's racist.

Brandeezy: Your a water Mexican...that's mean. Sorry.

Me: Hey white boy, play that funky music.

Brandeezy: Go eat some balut.

Me: Stick a beer can up a chickens ass.

Brandeezy: Eat a dog.

Me: I bet BBQ possum sounds really good to you you damn hillbilly.

Brandeezy: Go join Culture Shock you Jabbawockee.

Me: I thought I saw that KKK sign up sheet hanging on your wall.

Brandeezy: Your right Kill Kristoffer Kockboy.

Me: Hey mullet boy, McCain lost, it's dark America now boy.

Brandeezy: Pacquiao sucks.

Me: John Wayne was not a real cowboy.

Brandeezy: Blasphemy!

Me: Haha

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Brandeezy- Goose Egg

Bullwinkle Shot Dead

Ok last one for the Sarah Palin thing...seeing as she doesn't matter any more since she fucked the whole Republicans chances of anything. She is back in Alaska now people, hooray for that.