So basically this is what a typical text message between Brandeezy and I, but this one is more of the extreme conversations. This is via text. Read top-to-bottom.
Brandeezy: Movie tonight?
Me: Possibly the one with the black kid. (referring to the movie Role Model because I forgot the title of the movie.)
Brandeezy: That's racist.
Me: Your a Redneck, now that's racist.
Brandeezy: Your a water Mexican...that's mean. Sorry.
Me: Hey white boy, play that funky music.
Brandeezy: Go eat some balut.
Me: Stick a beer can up a chickens ass.
Brandeezy: Eat a dog.
Me: I bet BBQ possum sounds really good to you you damn hillbilly.
Brandeezy: Go join Culture Shock you Jabbawockee.
Me: I thought I saw that KKK sign up sheet hanging on your wall.
Brandeezy: Your right Kill Kristoffer Kockboy.
Me: Hey mullet boy, McCain lost, it's dark America now boy.
Brandeezy: Pacquiao sucks.
Me: John Wayne was not a real cowboy.
Brandeezy: Blasphemy!
Me: Haha
Me- 1
Brandeezy- Goose Egg
Brandeezy: Movie tonight?
Me: Possibly the one with the black kid. (referring to the movie Role Model because I forgot the title of the movie.)
Brandeezy: That's racist.
Me: Your a Redneck, now that's racist.
Brandeezy: Your a water Mexican...that's mean. Sorry.
Me: Hey white boy, play that funky music.
Brandeezy: Go eat some balut.
Me: Stick a beer can up a chickens ass.
Brandeezy: Eat a dog.
Me: I bet BBQ possum sounds really good to you you damn hillbilly.
Brandeezy: Go join Culture Shock you Jabbawockee.
Me: I thought I saw that KKK sign up sheet hanging on your wall.
Brandeezy: Your right Kill Kristoffer Kockboy.
Me: Hey mullet boy, McCain lost, it's dark America now boy.
Brandeezy: Pacquiao sucks.
Me: John Wayne was not a real cowboy.
Brandeezy: Blasphemy!
Me: Haha
Me- 1
Brandeezy- Goose Egg
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